buffalo chickpea-bella baked avocado - Smooth and creamy avocado with a hearty spicy filling and a contrast of tangy goat cheese dotted throughout. Divine….RECIPE
Lauren Fleshman (via runslikeapenguin)
9/10 people definitely just skipped it and chose to starve instead
Dr. Oz told me that the lunch smoothie would taste like a pina colada - I’m calling bullshit on that one Doc. This is gross. In future, if I ever want to make myself puke voluntarily, I’ll whip this one up. And the worst part about this one is it doesn’t even blend properly. It’s basically chunks of god-knows-what floating around in green water. Plus it made way more smoothie than I’d actually ever be able to drink, so I doubled the coconut oil and I’ll eat the rest tomorrow. Yeah eat. Not drink.
In addition to my suffering at the hands of this monstrosity of a meal, my dad brought home bagels, so everyone’s eating everything bagels and cream cheese and butter and laughing at me while I gag down the rest of my “lunch”. Currently hating this detox and Dr. Oz and life and everything.
I love hummus
Hummus is everything, you ignorant bitch.